It's official - I can now turn another year older.
Thanks to Mindy at Kids Place Live I received my birthday missions on Wednesday and here is the evidence to support completion of these dastardly tasks.
(I mean geesh, it's not like I could stay 35 forever?!?!! right???)
** for further explanation, go back to here **
mission #1:
lay down and have someone give you eye brows, a beard and a mustache made of whip cream!
mission #2:
sit backward on the toilet
(hey, I don't make this stuff up I just comply. Take any obscenity issues up with Mindy!)
re-write the words to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
Wrinkle, wrinkle there you are
Thought I'd avoided you so far
But thirty-six snuck up on me
Now middle-age is what I see
Wrinkle, wrinkle there you are
Proof of a good life so far!
** this post is dedicated to ali! **